zenanax:

» Welcome to change pronouns/genders as needed. || Mix of fluffy, angsty, NSFW, etc. «

• “ She’s taking advantage of your emotional vulnerability! “
  
• “ I’m not even the main character in my own life. “
  
• “ Every twist is actually leading towards true love. “
  
• “ How would you like it if some creeper started staring at your intimate moments? “
  
• “ Of course he doesn’t love her, he loves her sister!
  
• “ You just broke every single rule in less than 10 seconds. “
  
• “ ‘I was a jerk’ is an apology! “
  
• “ Do you want to practice on me? “
  
• “ I’m not entirely sorry because it wasn’t entirely my fault. “
  
• “ You’re entirely a jackass. “
  
• “ ‘Screw up everything because of my ego?’ I don’t have an ego! “
  
• “ I’ve been such a monster this week. “
  
• “ I don’t pay for missed targets. “
  
• “ I can’t think of one good thing you’ve done! “
  
• “ Am I drunk or was that just another earthquake? “
  
• “ Today has been the longest day of my life, & I only worked for 5 hours. “
  
• “ Everything I do here is just so you can be happy. “
  
• “ This isn’t a mystery, it’s a romance. “
  
• “ Your boyfriend’s not here. “
  
• “ The only drug that I’m on is the truth! “
  
• “ This whole place is screwed up because you saved me! “
  
• “ I hated you more than I hated anything. “
  
• “ The world could end & our faces could spontaneously implode…! ”
  
• “ We’re not emotionally involved. “
  
• “ You’d look through me like a window, & be more interested in anything that was on the other side. “
• “ I’m the only chance this world has of surviving! “
• “ This is true love’s kiss. “
  
• “ We saved the world. If this is all we have, I think it’s pretty good. “
  
• “ Maybe you’ll remember me. “
  
• “ Would you keep it down, we’re trying to have a moment here! “